Every lunch needs its own Portal Companion Cube lunch box

If you end up owning one of these Portal Companion Cube lunch boxes, pray that you never pack cake inside it. For the cake, you will find, is a lie.

This super-durable tin lunchbox is an officially licensed Portal product, offering eight cubic inches of culinary storage inside for your daily feast.

A plastic handle and tin latch is the only evidence that this isn’t actually a miniature companion cube, used by mini Portal guns to protect your lunch from the incessant fire of turrets.

At the very least, owning one of these $US15 lunch boxes will help ensure that your lunch makes it safely to work or school every day, still alive

Price: $US15
Web: ThinkGeek

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