The Avengers Range of Razors

With the impending launch of The Avengers: Age of Ultron on April 23. Gillette has announced four new razors that are too good to be true.

In a collaboration with Stark Industries and Gillette four new models are set to never arrive on the market.

The prototypes have been modeled after members of the Avengers: Iron Man, The Hulk, Captain America, and Thor.

 

The Repulsor1 with Exoblade has an Arc Reactor Technology that generates a perpetual energy supply to obliterate face hairs with Uni-beam pulse bolts.

The Gillette XL Gamma with stress-triggered sensors and an unstable molecular structure can increase up to 700% in razor mass and brute shaving force.

The Gillette Ultra Strike is rebuilt with Super Soldier Technology and has a rare Vibranium-coated Shield Cartridge that shoots out from the handle to cut targeted hairs.

The Gillette Thunder scorches hairs to the follicle with micro-lightning and an honor based gyro-gravity field to make it borrow-proof.

Now you can feel as sad as I do knowing that these four razors may never make it to the shelves of stores.

 

 

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